You Smell Amazing.

In order to fully appreciate this image, you need to know this guard was addressing my enormous male Orc character

If only I had a measly 2 gold I wouldn’t be 9 seconds away from a fade to black and years of therapy

Craigslist Morrowind

So I innocently went to the bank and discovered a pig making a different sort of deposit

BANKER DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT A PIG IS BANGING A MONKEY RIGHT BEHIND YOU WHILE A SCUTTLER WATCHES

Oh wait the pig is just there to give a demonstration about properly timing a withdrawal

/rimshot